{"id":78,"date":"2026-09-19T16:10:41","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T16:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iamaikennetdev.wpenginepowered.com\/?page_id=78"},"modified":"2026-09-19T19:13:58","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T19:13:58","slug":"trowbridge-dispatch","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/?page_id=78","title":{"rendered":"Trowbridge Dispatch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull is-style-section-2 has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained is-style-section-2--1\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-633b684a wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:40%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/trowbridge_dispatch_trimmed_cover-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-86\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/trowbridge_dispatch_trimmed_cover-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/trowbridge_dispatch_trimmed_cover-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/trowbridge_dispatch_trimmed_cover-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/trowbridge_dispatch_trimmed_cover-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/trowbridge_dispatch_trimmed_cover-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/trowbridge_dispatch_trimmed_cover-2048x2048.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-container-core-column-is-layout-0c22cdd7 wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:60%\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-xx-large-font-size\">Short Stories<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love short stories &#8211; reading and writing. I&#8217;ve earned a few awards and had a few published. Since my first novel THE LITTLE AMBULANCE WAR OF WINCHESTER COUNTY with Catalyst Press, I have chosen to write a story a month and publish to a mailing list of 9000 folks. I presently (2026) run this on Substack and while happy for paid subscriptions, I give them to readers with the hope that you buy books, audiobooks and help me sell more books by talking about them and enjoying them with friends in a book group.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come find more at <a href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">TrowbridgeDispatch.IamAiken.com<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AND! Yes, this is also a podcast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-vertical is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-3514bdf6 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-small-font-size\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:600;letter-spacing:1px;text-transform:uppercase\">Subscribe on your favorite platform<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flex wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"is-style-text-annotation is-style-text-annotation--2 wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/show\/0YN8HweOEvFoeksGwipabA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Spotify<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"is-style-text-annotation is-style-text-annotation--3 wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/api.substack.com\/feed\/podcast\/4764400.rss\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">RSS<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull is-style-section-5 has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained is-style-section-5--4\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-ca2dd60b wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">About the Stories<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Having spent 34 years (ok, nearly 4 decades) in public safety and public service, I write stories about the every day heroes who respond to the calls people make for help. My stories will make you laugh, you might offer me a tear, and hopefully, you appreciate the neighbors who decided to help others.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When stories are submitted to contests, they are withheld from general distribution until their anthology is released. I normally have 2-4 stories grinding through some hidden mill&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"833\" src=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/NGSA-Winner-HR-JPEG.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-90\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/NGSA-Winner-HR-JPEG.jpg 750w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/NGSA-Winner-HR-JPEG-270x300.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull is-style-section-1 has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained is-style-section-1--5\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80)\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">The Short Stories ARE sponsored by<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-c2ac6810 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/little_ambulance_war_COVER.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-87\" style=\"aspect-ratio:4\/3;object-fit:contain;width:150px;height:auto\" title=\"The Little Ambulance War of Winchester County\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/little_ambulance_war_COVER.jpg 600w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/little_ambulance_war_COVER-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"694\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/StolenMountain_Print-694x1024.png\" alt=\"Stolen Mountain by I.M. Aiken\" class=\"wp-image-69\" style=\"aspect-ratio:4\/3;object-fit:contain;width:150px;height:auto\" title=\"Stolen Mountain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/StolenMountain_Print-694x1024.png 694w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/StolenMountain_Print-203x300.png 203w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/StolenMountain_Print-768x1133.png 768w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/StolenMountain_Print-1041x1536.png 1041w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/StolenMountain_Print-1388x2048.png 1388w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/StolenMountain_Print.png 1512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"663\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Capt-Henry-Cover-663x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-54\" style=\"aspect-ratio:4\/3;object-fit:contain;width:150px;height:auto\" title=\"Captain Henry\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Capt-Henry-Cover-663x1024.jpg 663w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Capt-Henry-Cover-194x300.jpg 194w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Capt-Henry-Cover-768x1187.jpg 768w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Capt-Henry-Cover-994x1536.jpg 994w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Capt-Henry-Cover-1325x2048.jpg 1325w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Capt-Henry-Cover.jpg 1650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 663px) 100vw, 663px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2026 Stories<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stories written by I.M. Aiken in 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-container-core-group-is-layout-d288822a wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Valley<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;The paradox of the widespread loneliness crisis is that we each stare into a human-manifested suite of technology we have mislabeled as The Web. I question which is worse: the sense of modern digital isolation or the profound acknowledgement that we humans are but one. We, naturally, form a web. What we do unto ourselves affects all. I walked the valley of death learning that the valley is neither remote, nor hidden, but ever present. It isn\u2019t just the death that pains me but the human behavior in the teeth of tragedy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a node in a mycelial-like species. Invisible and fragile hyphae communicate between us all. I am one. Silent tears return unbidden.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">August 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/the-valley\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;The Valley&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br>It Matters\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;You, now, own this too. When we send Americans into harm\u2019s way, may we do it with honor. If our fallen fail to come home, may we remember them correctly, and completely. Instead of sharing the plaque from Iraq with silly Stanley and his googly eyes, let me present a more meaningful plaque the family sent to me, after Roland was awarded the Defense of Freedom medal from our nation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We need to promise ourselves that we will count correctly, honor oaths, spell names correctly, and align images with people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-thumbnail\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/roland_medal_of_freedom-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-93\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">July 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/it-matters?r=57w6ry\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;It Matters&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Echoes of a Lincoln Song<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ancient roads etch the landscape of the Harrington property. Stonewalls bound acres once planted. The ruins of a house rest quietly in the brambles. In the brief walk from my childhood home through the marsh, over a well-worn esker and down to these ancient roads, I would seek treasures. Treasures included the rusted carcass of an automobile from the 1920s, fresh water springs, footprints of raccoon and pheasant tail feathers&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">JuNE 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/echoes-of-a-lincoln-song\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;Echoes of a Lincoln SOng&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br>Kahlil&#8217;s Wall\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Winner of 2026 Next Generation Short Story Award in the &#8220;Inspirational Category&#8221;. Access withheld until after publication of anthology<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">May 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"#\">no link<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br>Stacy from M.E. (Middle East)\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Learning to sit still in a dining facility during a mortar or rocket attack takes (1) resignation; (2) some stupidity; (3) the ability to curb nature\u2019s urge to flee. I once watched mortar and rocket attacks using the childhood technique of counting the interval between flash and bang to gauge the distance between the lights just-over-there and my own ass. I would have loved a bunker. The lesson came as: \u201cIf no place is safe, then you do not run toward safety.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">May 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/stacy-from-me-middle-east\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;Stacy from M.E.&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br>Cardboard Undies, Endless Wars, &amp; Tides of History\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I.M. Aiken spent 2006 as member of a military unit in Iraq as a government civilian. She has a new novel releasing this summer\/fall that incorporate her journal entries and ties them to ancestral stories of a soldier during the Reconstruction Period that followed the American Civil War. This story is a revised chapter from that upcoming novel. Links to current events will pop for you. This journal entry is from precisely 20 years ago this month, the author (me) seems to pleading for a description of the end game. Not different from March of 2026. And actually, not too different from 1898 and 1871 America, either, a theme in the upcoming novel. Note that in fictionalizing the journals, the roll of the storyteller morphed from the author to a fictional soldier, and made it a letter home.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">March 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/cardboard-undies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;Cardboard Undies&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br>If you Can, You Must\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A five am 911 call means: woke up dead or super sick. Whatever lays ahead, this morning offers the frigid beauty of a Vermont morning. Peeing, prepping before rushing into deep cold, I admire the monster-sized full moon approaching the horizon. I am again awed by the sparkling cascade of clear-sky snow that floats on days like these.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"460\" height=\"241\" src=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/41bd638b-004e-4f31-afa8-64286ee7b9c5_1101x578.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-95\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/41bd638b-004e-4f31-afa8-64286ee7b9c5_1101x578.webp 460w, https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/41bd638b-004e-4f31-afa8-64286ee7b9c5_1101x578-300x157.webp 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">March 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/if-you-can\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;IF YOU CAN, YOU MUST&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull is-style-section-2 has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained is-style-section-2--6\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2025 Stories<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stories written and recorded in 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-container-core-group-is-layout-d288822a wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">When Medics Fall<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aiken, a long time medic and first responder fell from a roof then got air lifted, spent 11 days in the hospital and just the right number of surgeries&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">November 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/when-medics-fall\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Night the Plane Crashed<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">911 calls are both random and consistent. If the tones drop anytime between 0530 to 0800, you anticipate a long, slow, difficult call with little to do. It is the classic time for families to discover that Granny or Gump woke up dead. Nights and evenings: car wrecks. Wintertime: house fires. Springtime: chasing phantom barn fires while Vermonters boil sap.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">September 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/the-night-the-plane-crashed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Murmuration<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>The sublime moment of feeling part of a team<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a town this small, saying \u201cthat address is familiar\u201d feels stupid. We\u2019ve only got 70 miles of roads and a few hundred year-round residents. Paved road, steepish drive on the north side, opening to a small clearing that contains a beige double-wide home. Three steps up to the door centered on the building. I don\u2019t know why, but the lady of the house fusses at me each time I show up. She\u2019ll need a name because this story is about her, or it is about me, you\u2019ll figure it out, I suppose, and tell me. We\u2019ll call her Terri, a nice benign name&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">August 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/murmuration-065\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to Murmuration<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Three Faces of Raven<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>A fun short story about working in Alaska at the intersection of cultures and history<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m tired of traveling. I might blame the weather, but instead I\u2019ll blame my boss. My boss is a passive aggressive, screaming, immature, crisis-creating, Seventh-day Adventist, vegetarian asshole. It is the \u201casshole\u201d bit that matters the most, not his diets. We spent last Friday in Kodiak together. I got to listen to him misrepresent the capabilities of technology, misrepresent the scope of the mission, then I got to sit in his rental car while he drove around the island like a NYC cabby. All starting and stopping\u2014break, gas\u2014break, gas&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">August 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/3-faces-of-raven\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;3 Faces of Raven&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Joker<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>A story told by Alex Flynn, the main character from Little Ambulance Wars<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I told you, this Boston kid was raised by a cop from Ireland. I studied Russian in school during the early 1980s. Not sure of the wisdom given I spent the nineties in dark spaces: windowless buildings in regions of the planet that were dark, or light, or hovered in forever dusk.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">July 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/3-faces-of-raven\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;The Joker&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Three Faces of Raven<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>A fun short story about working in Alaska at the intersection of cultures and history<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m tired of traveling. I might blame the weather, but instead I\u2019ll blame my boss. My boss is a passive aggressive, screaming, immature, crisis-creating, Seventh-day Adventist, vegetarian asshole. It is the \u201casshole\u201d bit that matters the most, not his diets. We spent last Friday in Kodiak together. I got to listen to him misrepresent the capabilities of technology, misrepresent the scope of the mission, then I got to sit in his rental car while he drove around the island like a NYC cabby. All starting and stopping\u2014break, gas\u2014break, gas&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">July 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/3-faces-of-raven\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;3 Faces of Raven&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">First CorN<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Laughter and butter dripping from chins as Vermont EMTs\/Paramedics create an impromptu festival around the first sweet corn of the season.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My bruddahs at the Leeds Vermont ambulance station celebrate First Corn. Infectious enthusiasm. The ersatz holy-day emerges from the back of A-2 where that crew pencil-whips the daily checklist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m gwanna eat so much corn, I\u2019ll shit kernels \u2019til Thursday.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From his partner, \u201cThe butter and salt will drip down my chin.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my checklist for A-1 in my hand I sing an old song my mother taught me:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">June 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/first-corn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;First Corn&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Curious<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>A funny and disgusting story of EMTs self-guided anatomy lab<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We\u2019re all curious, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We want to do better, understand more, and help people live better lives in the minutes we have been our swaddling clothes and our death shrouds.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">June 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/the-curious\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;The Curious&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Rubber Duckies<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>A humorous take on EMTs being creepy-ish<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A baby burping on mommy\u2019s shoulder, and a flying hat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buster Keaton doing any gag, and a Van Dyke prat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And little yellow rubber ducky with a sailor\u2019s cap,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These are some of the funniest things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A yellow rubber duck is always funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A clam\u2019s squirt is always funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And some positions that dead bodies put themselves in are sometimes funny.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-thumbnail\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/iamaiken.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/20250414_103730-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-97\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\">MAY 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/the-curious\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;RUBBER DUCKIES&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Firefighter&#8217;s Statue<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>A New Year&#8217;s Eve House Fire in Sub-zero temps&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I give Sam a push. She ignores the tones from my radio. She has ignored the multiple alerts telling us that someone dialed 9-1-1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWanna come?\u201d She doesn\u2019t, I know that. She sleeps and fights my efforts. Wills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Three-alarm fire west of Langford.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThey\u2019ve toned for an ambulance to the scene three times.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\"> April 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/the-firefighters-statue\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen to &#8220;The Firefighter&#8217;s Statue&#8221;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">WHen Johnny Goes Marching Away<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>A striking look at what happens when cops leave an area<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIs\u201d is. \u201cIs\u201d remains distinct from \u201cshould be,\u201d \u201ccould be,\u201d \u201cwas,\u201d and \u201cshall be.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With that bleak thought, I then sit down in the Trowbridge Elementary School\u2019s principal\u2019s office. I\u2019ve been here before, but that is another story. He has a round table with two chairs. Thankfully, adult chairs. Meaning the lieutenant and I each take a chair, a chair usually occupied by a parent who came in here for a meeting with the principal.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\"> April 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/when-johnny-goes-marching-away-b64\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-418b03bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-color:var(--wp--preset--color--accent-6);border-top-width:1px;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cooking Bacon with Propane<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Sometimes is doesn&#8217;t go entirely wrong<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAre you with the fire department?\u201d the guy with the chainsaw asks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo.\u201d I answer while walking to the recently buried propane tank. I lift a plastic cover then switch the gas to the house off. The tank had been buried next to the stand-alone garage with buried copper pipe running to the house and the small generator that was hidden below busy aspens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCan you show me the leak?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cRight up here. I wrapped a red plastic bag around it.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0a5f7ab0 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-transform:uppercase\"> April 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/trowbridgedispatch.iamaiken.com\/p\/cooking-bacon-with-propane\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read\/Listen<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center is-style-default\">My Promise<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">You are my reader. You are gold to me. I will never share or sell your information. 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